Forbidden Questions (Gillboard part 2)

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Question Number 14

Favorite sex position?

G: Ayayayay. Not familiar with terms... Uhmm... Spooning? 69? Doggy style? I don’t know. Madami

M: Hahahaha! Shet libog mo pala

G: Sarap din yung nakataas yung legs habang anu… hahaha

M: Missionary ganun?

G: Yeah

Question Number 15

Do you moan during intercourse?

G: Oo. Dati hindi. Pero I submit when he asks me to. Tahimik ako sa sex before

M: Oo kasi parang di ka nasasarapan pag di k ana moan eh. Anu nakapagbago sayo?

G: Nahuli kasi ako before. Na conscious lang baka may makarinig. Haha

Question Number 16

Last time you pleasured yourself?

G: Before this interview. Nagpapaantok sana

M: Oh my gulay.! Hahaha! yan ang mga gusto kong sagot

G: Didn't know ma-aambush interview mo ako

M: Hahahaha! Kasalanan ko pa ganun. haha!

Question Number 17

Craziest place you had sex?

G: Not sex sex. But sa cinema.

M: Momol lang?

G: Medyo matagal na rin. Sa cr. May nagpacute. Eh cute. So go straight to cubicle. Weakness ko cute. Hahahaha!

M: Anung klaseng sinihan ito? bj bj lang?

G: Yup. Takot din ako. Di ko kilala

M: Sino yung nag bj?

G: Hahaha!
M: *clueless*
G: Ganito na lang. Siya yung cute. Haha. 
M: Siya yung cute so bj mo siya tama?

G: Uhmmm. Hihihi!

M: Hahaha! bat ayaw sabihin?

G: Na-shy ako bigla.

M: Ay sus! normal lang sa mga bakla yun.

G: Hahahahaha!

Question Number 18

Craziest thing done when drunk?

G: One time may nilait ako na kasabay sa commute In their face

M: Anu sabi mo?

G: Nagpapasosyal sila... Lait fastfood chains

M: Di ko gets

G: Nairita ako kaya sabi ko... "kaya ang tataba nyo eh." Dont remember the whole convo.. Pero lam mo yumg mga babae na feeling conyo.

M: Hahaha. oh my god. pero lame. wala na bang iba? yung grabe talga?

G: Wala... I dont get drunk enough to go crazy. Ako yung kuya eh. So ako dapat yung sober. When im out with friends.

M: Boring. hahaha! choz!

G: Hahaha. Ganun talaga. Tsaka pag lasing ako tulog ako agad

Question Number 19

Have you tried threesome or group sex?

G: Nope. Napurnada yung threesome before. Di na naulit. Hehe

M: Bat napurnada? with whom ito?

G: Dumating yung parents ko. So natakot yung mga bisita

M: Hahaha! American pie ang peg. saan mo sila nakilala?

G: Years ago. Again from people i met sa text channel. Ang loser ko at ang active ko dun. Hahaha

M: Di naman. lahat naman ata na hook dun except for me. Hahaha! Choz!

G: Hehe. Promise! Before ubos 300 load ko sa isang araw dahil lang dun

M: Ang libog mo ay nagkakahalagang 300 pesos per day. Hahahaha!

Question Number 20

What turns you on when being touched?

G: Pag nagslide yung fingers nya sa skin ko. Kiliti and kilig

M: Yun lang nalilibugan ka na agad?

G: Yeah.

M: Grabeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Hahahaha!

G: Mababaw ako in so many ways

Question Number 21

What turns you on visually?

G: Hhhmmm...

M: Yung kapag nakita mo boner ka na agad ganun

G: Wet tshirt. Yung bakat yung nips. Yung pag maganda leeg tapos ni-flaunt niya. Nice armpit hair din

M: Pang porn star yang mga gusto mo. hahaha! nag bo-boner ka dun?

G: Fetish ko yun eh. Also pag kita yung karug

M: Aahhh.. eh jan sa karug mag agree ako jan. hehehe!

Question Number 22

Have you gone out with a married man?

G: Nope. Takot sa karma

M: Ako din tsaka immoral yun

Question Number 23

How far did you check if your boyfriend was cheating on you?

G: I trust him naman so i dont go out of my way. And napapaamin ko naman sya Pero minsan if he forgets to logout of facebook i check some messages. Not all. Just those na i know lumalandi sa kanya

M: Hhhmmm... invasion of privacy. my point is di ka naman mag i-investigate kung wala kng nararamdaman di ba.

G: Di naman. Nilalogout ko naman agad. Hehehe. No doubts about him. Its those other people i dont trust

M: If you really trust him it doesnt matter kung may lumalandi sa kanya o wala kasi at the end of the day siya pa din mag de-decide kung magpapa landi siya di ba

G: Well.

M: Di ba tama ako? Hahaha

G: Tama ka naman. Pero off the record may history kasi we had a friend who took advantage of him

M: Ahh.. yun yon!

Question Number 24

Who is your ultimate crush? (Blogger)

G: Ay ayoko ishare. Ayaw ko sya sumikat. Baka dumami kaagaw. Hahaha!

M: Ahahahaha. sino nga?

G: Tama na yung 3 kami may crush sa kanya

M: Nope. will not accept that

G: No names

M: No!

G: Basta photoblogger sya

M: We will not move to the next question if di mo sasabihin. Hahaha! this is not ur oridnary interview

G: Ito na lang... Di na sya active ngayon so ok lang. Actually 2 sila. Sina lukayo and Maxwell. I dont think u know them

M: Kilala ko si lukayo. crush din ni CC yan eh.

G: Taken na yun. Hot din bf nun. 
M: Uh siya yung tried to hook up with ni CC but failed desperately eh

G: Ooohhh

M: Lukayo pala pagkakarinig ko kasi dukayo

G: Hahaha dukayo talaga

M: Hahaha! Sorry naman

G: Or malay mo iba sya. Dukayo talaga

M: lemme verify that with CC. hahaha!

Question Number 25

Most embarassing moment while having sex?

G: Yung sumilip yung lola ko sa bintana while we were doing the nasty

M: Most na yun? si Eugene Domingo (heard sa GTWM The podcast) kasi napa fart daw siya. hilarious noh?

G: Ay oo naman

M: Yun na yun?

G: Wala. Im tame. Hahaha!

M: Hahaha! sino partner mo nun? kwento mo naman panu nangyari?

G: That guy was a crush of mine. Textmate. We met up and hooked up. Nanunuod kami porn then nadala ng mga eksena. Eh that time 1 floor lang house namin. Lola ko nagtatanggal ng sampay sa likod. Narinig siguro kami kay sumilip. Tas pagtingin ko ayun andun sa bintana. Gulat kami pareho

M: Oh my god! anu na ginagawa niyo nun nung nakita kayo?

G: Alala ko sabi nya "nagtatangaal lang ako ng sinampay" sabay sara sa bintana. Missionary. Hahahaha!

M: Oh my god! Hahahahahahaha!

G: Kaya yun si prospective bf naging one night stand na lang

M: Grabe. tinuloy niyo pa din?

G: Di na. Lumambot

M: As in silip na silip na kitang kita kayo?

G: Oo

M: Hala ka! ako kinabahan sayo. Hahahaha! ilang taon ka nun?

G: 21 ata. 2nd or third ko with a guy yun

M: Buti di ka na trauma.. haha! di ka pinagalitan? grabe i can’t imagine the awkwardness

G: Di na pinagusapan. Pag alis ng guy nagkulong nako sa kwarto

M: Ahahahaha! natatawa ako sobra. di ako maka move on

G: And i think bata pa ako she knows already

M: Geez! 

Question Number 26 (Personal Favorite)

If 1 peso is equals to 1 inch. How much is your wang?

M: Be honest ah. so far si CC pa lang naging honest dito eh

G: 5.75? Im not big. Hahaha

M: It doesnt matter. sabi nga nila nasa performance yan. hahaha! tsaka mas malaki ka kay CC ng .25 cents. hahaha! may butal din parang si CC

G: Hahaha! At pano mo naman nasabi na si cc lang ang nagsabi ng totoo. Nakita mo?

M: sikreto. Hahahaha!