Forbidden Question (Corp Closet part 2)

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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

- Albert Einstein

Question Number 13

Lights off or on?

C: I don't mind especially if I like what am seeing. di ba sayang naman yung katawan kung di mo makikita. hahaha!

M: eh kasi yung iba kahit okay naman yung katawan nila they still want off lights kasi insecure sila ganun.

C: ahhhh.. I dont mind pero sasabihin ko sa kanya na his sexy and I would make him feel na sexy and hot siya para di ma insecure.

Question Number 14

Do you moan during sexual intercourse?

C: I allow myself to express. ok lang.

M: ahhh.. eh kasi yung iba parang exagge na mag moan tas nagmumura ng sobrang lutong minsan nakakawala sa concentration pag ganun.

C: hahaha! may naalala tuloy ako. when I was in bangkok eh di ba yung accent nila may pagka girl-ish. So ayun while we're doing it natatawa talaga ako pero tuloy ko na din kasi andun na eh. 

*then he started moaning and cursing and saying nasty words in thai accent. sobrang nakakatawa*

M: hahaha! tama na nga yan nakakatawa ka. ampanget. hahahaha!

C: *still doing it. nakakatuwa siya*

Question Number 15

What turns you on when being touched?

C: Na turn on ako sa butt.

M: butt na naman? Nagtataka talaga ako sa mga taong may fascination or fetish sa behind ewan ko di ko lang makuha yung point. hahaha!

C: then I should start teaching you how to appreciate nice butts. hahahaha!

Question Number 16

Do you like short or long foreplays?

C: I have to admit na gusto ko sana ng matagal na foreplay kaya lang mabilis ako mag cum eh.

M: aaahhh..ako kasi gusto ko yung matagal na foreplay. yung papainitin ka muna ganun.

Question Number 17

Top, Bottom or Versa?

C: Versa but i'd rather be the top. ikaw ba?

M: ako? *pause* I can't say kung top ako or bottom pero na try ko na both. I just haven't decided yet kung saan talaga ako. pero mas nasasarapan ako pag top pag bottom kasi ang sakit talaga nawawala yung focus ko napupunta dun sa pain so hindi rin ako nag e-enjoy. pero I want to be bottom kasi ewan ko pag kinu-kwento ng mga friends ko parang ang sarap sarap kasi. 

C: aaahhh..dapat kasi pinagtiya-tiyagaan yun.

M: Huh? sorry pero what do you mean by napagtiya-tiyagaan kasi hindi ko gets eh

C: Ahh. okay. ganito. napagtiya-tiyagaan meaning dapat yung partner mo eh mag pigil na magpalabas muna kasi dapat he would help you relax muna. like i-rim ka muna niya or finger ganun para ma relax ka kasi once na nagawa mo yun mind blowing talaga yung experience. na try mo na ba labasan while tinitira ka?

M: Hindi eh kasi nawawala focus ko napupunta sa pain.

C: Dapat kasi ma relax ka muna kasi... naku.. ang sarap ng feeling. mind blowing talaga yung feeling na nag ma-masterbate ka while someone's cock is inside you. grabe!

M: So what are you now? a sex guru? hahaha! dami ko natututunan sayo ah.

C: ahahaha! Sex therapist ganyan.

Question Number 18

Last time you pleasured yourself?

C: yesterday morning

M: Ooohhh... 

Question Number 19

Last time you watched porn?

C: Hindi na ako gaano nakakapanuod ng porn per se. last year. 

M: ay oo nga I remeber your post about sa libido mo.

C: yeah he's back

M: Congrats

C: hahahahaha!  *Again, ang sarap ng tawa niya, ng halakhak niya*

Question Number 20

Do you ever had indecent proposal?

C: I dunno if you would consider this as an indecent proposal. may naka-date ako before na isang fashion designer na hindi masyadong attractive na mas matanda sa akin. so mayaman ito. and then ayun at that time gusto ko kasi masubukan maging boytoy. hahahaha! so ayun kung san san niya ako dinadala. he's generous talaga tas nung magse-sex na kami...... hahahaha! hindi natuloy kasi hindi ako tinigasan. hahaha hahaha!

M: Ay! I won't consider that as an indecent proposal kasi dapat the initiative comes from them.

C: What do you mean initiative?

M: I mean dapat sila yung gumawa ng move or mag offer ng money kapalit sex or maging jowa ka ganyan. sa fashion designer kasi ikaw nag initiate ng first move.

C: Aaahh.. wala eh. josko ah di naman ako ganun ka-gwapo noh eh di kung ganun ako ka gwapo sana yaman yaman ko na.

M: Hahaha! pa humble pa eh dami mo nga fans mga tatlo. choz!

C: hahaha! hindi naman. di nga ako attracrtive di ba nga sabi nung nag tweet sakin yung friend mo si Kay. Nakatakip daw kasi mukha ko. haha!

M: Aaahhh..

Question Number 21

Tried to hook up with but failed desperately.

C: Dalungad *not sure sa spelling sorry*

M: So Anung nangyari?

C: Wala. I asked our common friend kung pwede kami mag date but sabi niya huwag na lang so from there alam ko na.

Question Number 22

Craziest place you had sex?

C: Moving car

M: What! as in? paano?

C: I was driving tapos he's giving me a head grabe sobrang.. urgh! grabe yung excitement kasi I have to focus sa pagda-drive then focus din sa pagbo-blow job sakin. mind blowing yun! though sa province lang naman siya kaya di masyado prone sa accident pero iba yung experience na yun. yung Adrenalin rush yung concentration lahat... 

M: Grabe! ikaw na multi-tasker. pwede ba ilagayan yan sa resume?

C: hahaha hahaha hahaha!

M: Eh bakit? skills din yun di ba?

C: hahaha hahahaha! *Again, ang sarap ng halakhak niya*

Question Number 23

How far you checked if your boyfriend was cheating on you?

C: Ordinarily, I don't open emails, phones, twitter.. hack ganyan pero kung narinig mo yung last topic ng fabcast yun

M: Aahhh! yung billing statements

C: Oo yun.

M: Ay oo! hinding hindi ko makakalimutan yung story mo. yun yung abacus tsuk tsuk tsuk tsuk.

C: hahahahaha!

*click here para malaman niyo how far he checked*

Question Number 24

Have you ever tried having sex without rubber?

C: Yes! Long ago nung hindi pa masyadong laganap ang HIV. nung una at pangalawa bareback then nung pangatlo na meron ng rubber.

Question Number 25 (My personal favorite)

If 1 peso is equals to 1 inch. How much is your wang?

C: 5 pesos and 50 centavos.

M: Seryoso?

C: Oo, yung 50 cents yung yung ulo.

M: Wahahahaha! nakakaloka! ang liit naman. hahahaha

C: Hahaha! 

M: Pero keri lang. ang sinasabi ko sa may mga maliliit na keme para naman di bumaba self esteem nila is "ok lang yan at least madi-deep throat ko."

C: Ahahaha! Oo nga. yung malaki kasi maganda lang tignan, masarap lang hawakan pag aksyon na masakit na.

M: Tama! kung baga pang display lang tsaka trophy ganun.

C: Hahaha. tama tama.

*I enjoyed this episode of FQ (Forbidden Questions) kasi he tried to lighten up the mood. to make a relaxing conversation. before we start kasi he knows na sobrang kinakabahan ako as in ang awkward nung feeling when I was giving him Instructions halatang kinakabahan ako. and I never thought na ganito siya ka-kalog. Kala ko more serious more miss Minchin ang peg niya peo hindi pala. Siya pala si Loti. Choz!

Thanks uli neighbor  :)