Forbidden Questions (Mark Joe The last Part)

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article by the author do not

necessarily reflect the views and opinion of the guest. furthermore, the views and opinion of the guest do not necessarily reflect the views and opinion of the author.  The questions asked within this article are for entertainment only and nothing personal. They should not be utilized in real-world analytic products as they are based only on very limited and dated open source information. Assumptions made within the answers to the questions are not reflective of the position of any bloggers. Answering every questions is still within the guest's discretion.

* * * * * 

Continuation....

Question Number 24

M: Okay sige ganito na lang. Papalitan ko si bao bao. Si Blanch na lang.

MJ: Sino si Blanch?

M: Gian Cy

MJ: Aaahh..

M: What position?

MJ: Si Blanch ay sa left hand ko

M: Kasi?

MJ: Kaliwete ako pero mas malakas ang right hand. I'm saving my right hand for a better option. hala! Andami ko na talaga makakaaway nito. I don't know blanch kasi eh although nifa-follow ko siya sa twitter.

M: Is that the only reason?

MJ: Yup. Kaliwete ako but left hand's weaker. I don't know him that's why i'm giving him the weaker hand.

M: Am not satisfied. Are you sure yung mga ibibigay ko pang names kilala mo?

MJ: Nope

M: Oh see! That's my point. That's why I don't believe in you na yung yung reason mo

MJ: Eh yan din yung reason ko the last time ah

M: Ok fine. next... Ledor

MJ: Ay! Si Ledor ang mag e-ef sakin. Like!

M: Aaaahh... why?

MJ: Feeling ko kasi malaki at masarap

M: Nabasa mo na ba ang FQ niya?

MJ: Oo. Ay mataba pala.

M: Hindi siya nagpapa-kiss kung ONS lang eh tsaka mas prefer niya bottom siya.

MJ: Eh kung ganun daapt anim na sila. Kasi siya yung ito-top ko gagawin namin pag mag on na kami. Charat! Next person?

M: D House?

MJ: Idol ko yan so siya mag fuck sa akin malay mo magkaroon ng miracle at makabuo kami. at least may  genes niya ang supling ko. Chararat!

M: Bat mo nasabi yun?

MJ: Magaling siya magsulat sa blog niya.

M: Aaahh.. Next si Yocco. So may ifa-fuck ka na, may mag fuck na sayo at sa left hand so right hand and bj na lang natitira.

MJ: Yes! Sino ba pagpipilian?

M: Yocco and Ewik.

MJ: Si Yocco since perverted mind ang pangalan niya sa twitter, Siya ang magb-bj sa akin gusto ko malaman how perverted his mouth is. Hala! I feel so bastos.

M: Hindi pwede! ita-top mo nga si Ledor eh di ba

MJ: Ay! Oo nga pala. wala pang magfa-fuck sa akin? Si Yocco na lang magfa-fuck sa akin tignan ko how perverted his ways are. Hahaha! Ay sorry naman. nato-torete na ako sa dami ng boys. 

M: Nakakaloka ka! Na windang ka na sa dami nila

MJ: Oo! May audience pa ba? Gusto ko may nanonood. lols

M: Wala! Anu toh? Torero? Hahaha!

MJ: Hahaha! Si Ewik na lang pala mag fuck sakin kasi talented din siya.

M: According to my very reliable source magaling umarte, kumanta, sumayaw at mag drawing yan si Ewik. pa drwaing ka wearing this... wearing only this. hahaha! So si Yocco sa right hand mo?

MJ: Yes. Di ko kasi alam kung may blog siya pero since enticing ang kanyang pangalan sa twitter, I give him the stronger hand

M: Meron siyang blog. Pero huwag mo na siya landiin. Hahaha! Choz! Pangalan lang yun sa twitter niya and he's way better than that. 

MJ: Hindi naman ako malandi am just a tease. He writes fiction?

M: I dunno.. I guess. Oh yes he does... I suppose

MJ: Lagot ka!

M: Bakit?

MJ: Kasi di ka sure anubey! 

M: Hahaha! I haven't confirmed it yet eh. He would understand... Next question? 

MJ: Ok. Eto na ba yung size? Oh men!

M: Hindi pa

Question Number 25

Worst Blog ever stumbled upon?

M: Tama ba english ko? Hahaha!

MJ: In terms of content ba ito?

M: The definiton of worst-- ikaw na bahala basta yung worst para sayo. Be honest.

MJ: Hhhmm.. Parang safe yang magiging answer ko dito pero gusto mo si Nate ang sabihin ko? Char! Ay eto pam-beauty queen answer. I think my blog is the worst blog I ever stumbled into. Why? Because I am my own critic, I sometimes think my blog is too shallow. Super Safe! Hahahaha!

M: Gagu ka lagi na lang siyang binabanggit mo pag mga ganyan tanong.. Best friends kayo noh?

MJ: Wala ako maisip russ, Siguro yung puiro sexcapades ang posts. Yun, nakakasawa kase

M: Irrelevant! Choz! I will not accept that. My question is worst blog stumbled upon so you have to give the name of the blog

MJ: When you stumble into something you don't like, Do you like.. uhm, stay there longer? No di ba?

M: Pero impossibleng di mo malaman name ng blog niya.. because your so disappointed and irritated dahil sa walang kwentang nababasa mo sa blog niya you would look for his name and his blog name right? tapos for some reasons matatandaan mo siya. Sa buong buhay mo, tanda mo pa lahat ng mga worst things na nangyari sayo di ba? Same thing!

MJ: Ganito na lang, Ano yung worst blog na fina-follow ka. You like? May sagot na ako diyan sa tanong na yan.

M: Fina-follow ka? So fina-follow mo din siya tama?

MJ: Fina-follow ko I mean.

M: Aaahhh.. that's what I meant. So hindi pala dapat stumbled upon

MJ: Worst blog I'm following is Fashion Pulis. I bet you know this blog

M: Walang kwentang sagot. Hahahaha!

MJ: Bakit naman? Hindi juicy? or dahil alam mo ang dahilan bakit ayaw ko sa blog na ito?

M: Alam ko ang sasabihin mo and alam kong you're not being honest AT ALL!

MJ: How dare you accuse me of that?! Charot ka!

M: Kilala kita

MJ: You may know a part of me but you don't know every inch of me no! Charot ka!

M: Iba naisip ko sa every inch. Ang libog mo. Hahaha! So sure ka na ba sa sagot mo?

MJ: Ikaw kaya I was just asking no. Oo sure na ako si Fashion Pulis. Mali yung desisyon ko na i-follow siya kasi he spreads rumors whether true or not. IDC. Sinisira niya mundo ko (showbiz) lols. Pero infer, pinapakulay niya.

M: Nag iisip ako ng pang counter eh.. hhhhhmmmm.....

MJ: Antagal. Taps toes, fingers *irap*

M: Wala ako maisip. hahaha! Sige na nga pwede na yan. Next!

Question Number 26

Who is the most non-sense blogger or twitter follower you've talked to?

M: We're nearing number 30th question na so its getting more intense.

MJ: Akala ko ba 25 lang ang questions?

M: You're special eh. Hahaha! Originally kay Mo twister its 30 each question is equals to 1 point sometimes kung mahirap talaga ang question nagbibigay siya ng more than 2 points until ma reach yung 30 points then pag natapos may prize na binibigay si Mo yung kay Pops grand prize is trip to Paris kaya lang di niya natapos. So far, wala pa ata nakakatapos nun at dahil ang blog ko ay wala naman sponsors walang prize sa nakakatapos sa FQ ko.. Charity work na lang para sa mga pumapayag. exposure din naman sa inyo yun wag umarte! haha!

MJ: Special child kamo.

M: Hahaha! Anu na sagot mo?

MJ: Hhhmmm... Lemme think

M: You have all the time in the world honey

MJ: Lahat naman sila may sense kahit papaano maski nga si Nate meron din eh. Minsan

M: Huwag ka na mag explain! Hahahaha!

MJ: Nate's gonna kill me

M: I'm waiting....

MJ: Sino nga ba? Ikaw sa tingin mo sino? (buying time) truth be told, wala ako maisip... lols!

M: I don't believe you. C'mon don't be such a pussy!

MJ: I wish I have one. lols!

M: Ulol! Hahaha! Di mo kaya sagutin noh? Paalala ko lang, you can quit if you think you can't answer the question at ikaw ang kauna-unahang hindi natapos ang FQ.

MJ: Wala nga pumapasok sa isip ko pinaka non sense na followers ko yung mga porn stars na bots. lols

M: Alam mo lahat naman tayo in some ways may nakakausap na non sense ganun... it's one of their traits na we have to accept sa kanila even me sometimes I do get to be non sense at all. but it doesn't mean na we don't like them nor hate them. its part of us being a human.. ayan nag explain pa ko to save your ass.. Hahaha!

MJ: Ganito na lang only 5 people knows my phone number yung hindi ko ime-mention yung pinaka off para sa akin.

M: Ok.

MJ: Ikaw...... Bao bao...... Mac Mac...... Doms..... 

M: *silent*

MJ: Anim pala kasama si Travis

M: Hahaha! Yun sana hula ko si Travis... Pano ko naman malalaman kung sino yon?

MJ: Medyo na off lang ako sa usapan kasi mostly kalandian gusto niya pag kwentuhan.

M: So sino nga? Ulit ulitan? My question is WHO?

MJ: Kasi kahit papano naman close kami

M: Again its one of their traits maybe weakness nila na we have to accept. sabi mo nga facets.

MJ: True

M: Oh di ba pa niya maiintindihan yon? kung hindi... non sense nga siya... Choz! Tatagal ba tayo sa question na to? Hahaha! If you can't answer the question you can quit

MJ: Hindi nga siya non sense pero marami kami non sense na pinag uusapan.. Sana huwag siya magalit kasi I still consider him close to me.

M: Wait lang. My question is sino ang non sense na nakakausap mo hindi kung sino ang nakakausap mo na puro non sense ang pinag uusapan niyo. That's two different things.

MJ: Di ba nga sabi ko wala akong kilalang non sense, pero may mga tao na madalas non sense yung napag uusapan.

M: Ok ok ok fine. So sino?

MJ: May "wander" din yung name niya. Kilala mo na?

M: Aaahhh.. Si Ternie?

MJ: True

M: Alam mo natatawa ako

MJ: Bakit?

M: Kung galit na galit ka kay Nate ako naman...... Hahahaha! See the connection? Tapos both sila ka close ng isa sa atin.

MJ: Galit ka kay Ternie? Oo o Hindi?

M: Sorry di ako kasali sa interview

MJ: Oo o hindi? Oo o hindi? Unfair. Host is unfair

M: Since brothers naman tayo and I trully and genuinely trust you sige sasabihin ko pero hindi ko isasama toh.

MJ: Ok fine

M: Kasi ang *censored*

Question Number 27

Have you ever been intimate with something non human?

MJ: Oh yeah!

M: WTF! hahahaha! Can you explain further?

MJ: I can be intimate with toys anu ba. You played around with toys when I was still committed

M: Yun lang? Nothing unsual or weird stuff that you did?

MJ: Kilala mo si Patrick? May konting tulis siya di ba?

M: Patrick? Patrick star?

MJ: Ahuh

M: Oh tapos?

MJ: Na explore na niya ang kaibuturan ng kalooban ko. Hahaha!

M: Nakapunta na siya sa bikini bottom mo? Hahahaha! How?

MJ: Let's leave it to your reader's imagination

M: Sumisid ba siya sayo?

MJ: Oo! Sumisid siya!

M: Do you know the difference of FQ sa ibang interview?

MJ: Attitude ng host ha

M: Answer me muna... Hahaha!

MJ: What?

M: Difference of FQ to other interviews

MJ: Oo naman, sus! Attitude ng host talaga

M: Ahahaha! Loko! Detalyado! So c'mon go tell me the story of Patrick star

MJ: Susme! Detalyado na yun anu pa ba?

M: Ganito ang detalyado... Saan? Kelan at bakit? Ganyan

MJ: Sa baguio when I was still committed because it was fun and kinky

M: How?

MJ: Pumasok si Patrick Star sa lugar na hindi dapat pasukan dahil exit yun

M: Lam ko yun part na yan ibig kong sabihin bakit ganun? Wala ba yung partner mo nun then sobrang horny ka at that time? Nasa room ka ba non nanonood ng porn? What?

MJ: Wala si partnern noon. Bumabagyo wala akong mapagtripan at dahil malamig I felt horny kaso hindi makalabas. Haha!

M: Aaaa... Fair enough

Question Number 28 

What do you think we'd do if we get drunk together?

MJ: Aba malay ko sayo kung ano gagawin mo. Haha! Pero ako pag nalasing ako, I usually pick up a fight or feel horny. Hahahaha!

M: So alin dun?

MJ: Depende sa sitwasyon, Haha! Pick up a fight na lang kaya? Hihihi! Pero pag may borta I might feel horny. lols

M: Ulit ulit dali lang ng question di pa ma derecho. Hahaha!

MJ: Sayo I'll pick up a fight. Charat!

M: Puta ka! What did I do? Hahahaha!

MJ: Wala eto naman. Siyempre di ba lil bro kita? Anu yun incest?

M: Pick up a fight? Tse! Hahahaha! Sweet naman lil bro talaga di ba pwedeng lil sis? Hahaha!

MJ: Siblings fight but they don't engage in sex

M: Sex talaga naisip mo ah

MJ: Malantod ako di ba? Hehehe

M: Mana mana lang pala. Hahaha! Last question and my personal favorite

Question Number 29

If 1 peso is equals to 1 inch how much is your wang? Length and Girth.

MJ: 3 pesos! eto na po!! lols

M: Ay naku! Alam ko kung nagsasabi ng totoo ang guest o hindi

MJ: Like how did you know?

M: Hahahaha! Sa lahat ng mga na interview ko...... Isa ang hindi nagsabi ng totoo *Toni Gonzaga tone when she's announcing the nominated housemates in PBB*

MJ: Ako ba yun? Paano nga uli mag measure russ? Yung tamang pag measure Toni? 

M: Ganito yan.. Hahaha! Feel na feel ko talaga

MJ: Hahaha! How?

M: Kung nag slant ang penis mo kung fully erected ka dapat i-measure mo siya pag half erected lang kasi di accurate and you should use a tape measure rather than a ruler. Tapos from the tip ng head or glans hanggang sa base or space between ng shaft and balls. Yun yung point of reference mo

MJ: Wala akong tape measure ruler lang. It reads 5 pesos and 50 centavos. Wala namang slant ang ari ko no anubey!

M: Weh? di naman eh. Wahahaha!

MJ: Gaga! Pag hindi erect it points to the left to the left.. maka beyonce lang. hahaha!

M: Really? Ang weird. Usually kasi pag erect sila nag slant eh.

MJ: Walang slant, pero yun nga leans to the left parang leaning tower of pisa ganyan.

M: Hahaha! Ang tawag diyan ay Peyronie's Disease

MJ: Disease ka diyan

M: I'm serious. Due to lack of Vit. E ata yan kaya mag Myra E ka na. Choz! Hahaha!

MJ: I googled it at hindi ganyan ang ichura ng junior ko! Lols!

M: Hahaha! How about the girth?

MJ: Parang ganito lang kaso yan leans to the right. The girth? I don't really know. A four maybe.

M: Four? How big is that?

MJ: Sapat na siguro to please a few (a few daw oh)

M: Few ba yung less than 30? Kaloka ka!

MJ: Hahaha! I don't know let's ask Ternie. Ternie few naman ang 30 di ba?

M: Anyway, Thank you for trusting my FQ

MJ: Teka answer this muna

M: Since when? I mean yung 30 kelan nag start?

MJ: Spans over a decade na din yun no so few talaga

M: Uuuhhh... Yeah it siguro mga thrice a year. So 3 ONS sa isang taon. Di few ang tawag diyan... Tigangity ang tawag diyan.

MJ: See! Told you. Hehehe! I rarely do ONS. Sabi sayo i'm not a slut i'm just a tease truly i'm the last innocent man. Anyways, Thanks din Bry I mean russ! Enjoyed this