The Blog Life: Forbidden questions (#1)

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"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

- Albert Einstein

I was able to get in touch with a fellow blogger. We have been talking to each other for quite some time now with just about everything. And one event, I was able to come up with a "random" series of questions that led to forbidden questions game.

History: first heard of this game from Dj Mo twister's morning radio show called "Good times with Mo". I kinda noticed that it was fun asking these questions to a particular person kasi you'll get to know him more, ang twist is may ka-kaunting naughtiness ang mga questions.

Mechanics: there are 20 or more sets of questions given to the guest. Each question should be answered wholeheartedly and with honesty. walang pass. sa Good times with Mo kasi the guest can stop the game kung sa tingin niyang hindi niya kayang sagutin ang question by tapping the table thrice. Sa version ko walang ganun kasi walang table. haha!

Question numbers 1-10 is more of a getting-to-know questions. yung mga hindi gaanong ka-kontrobersyal na tanong at wholesome. But since pilot episode ko toh, first question pa lang pasabog na then ba-baba yung level of excitement then taas uli. The remaining set of questions are more likely to be pasabog and more up close and more mahalay. Before we start the game,I confirmed with this guest blogger if he really wants to play this and he said he's game and it's just for fun anyways. So with permission, I'm sharing the questions and the answers to this blog.

Profile:

Guest Blogger: Ayaw niya pasabi kung sino siya but he's willing to give clues.

Name (AKA) : BlackBerry Torch

Location: Visayas

Age: 24

Sexual Orientation: Gay
Blog: fond of blogging about statements and questions.

Lets start!

Question number 1

How old are you when you lost your virginity?
A: When I was in Grade 5.

Me: what?! what did you do?

Guest: we sucked and fucked each other.

M: hala! eh di ka pa tuli nun panu yun?

G: hahahahahaha!

Question number 2

Do you drink alacohol?
A: Dad's working for a brewing company. So, Yes.

Question number 3

Favorite sleeping position?
A: Either a Soldier or the Log.

Question number 4

Favorite sleeping wear?
A: Boxers + Shirt. If its too hot, just boxers.

Question number 5

Do you snoar?
A: I guess so, specially when I'm too tired.

Question number 6

Pro or Anti gay marriage

A: Anti. kasi when you say marriage it involves a man and a woman.

M: okay! no comment. this is not a debate. haha!

Question number 7

Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend

A: Yeah! one time. meron akong girlfriend meron din akong boyfriend.

Question number 8

What's the 1st message on your inbox (cellphone)?

A: From a fellow blogger "Bumili aq ng orange juice ung nsa tetrapack dq mabuksan para akong bata. Ui di aq nag clorox ah."

Me: hahahahaha!....... buwahahahahahaha! okay no comment.

G: Ni papawisan ako sa mga tanong mo ah. hahaha!

Question number 9

Your stand sa LDR (Long Distance Relationship)

A: It can happen. It will just take a lot of effort and patience

M: Ouch! hahaha!

Question number 10

How many one-night stands did you have?

A: Waaaaa! dapat bilangin?

M: kahit rough estimation lang

G: 12 na ata. 15 kung kasama girls.

M: So 12 for boys 3 for girls

Question number 11

Boxers or Briefs?

A: Boxers but I wear briefs when I do something active like sports or gym or if all of the boxers are still in the laundry basket. Wahaha.

Question number 12

Favorite sex position?

A: Doggy, hehehe it provides the best backdoor access.

Question number 13

Do you cuddle after sex?

A: I hug a lot but please, let's clean the jism first then we could hug hug and hug again. Hehehe.

Question number 14

Are you noisy during sex?
A: Not really but I do make some sounds... a bit...

Question number 15

What turns you on (visually)?
A: Every time someone bends down to tie their shoe laces then a portion of the underwear shows up. I really find it hot.

Question number 16

What turns you on (when being touched)?
A: Someone stroking my lower back down towards squeezing my ass gets me going. Hahahaha

Question number 17

Lights off or on during sex?

A: Off please. mahiyain kasi ako eh.

Question number 18

With condom or bare?
A: With condom. Play safe.

Me: How does it feel? same lang ba?

G: Same lang naman eh pag yung thin.

Question number 19

Top, bottom or versa?

A: Versa. It's fun to switch gears sometimes.

M: Eh anu naman feeling kung bottom ka tas may rubber? Mahapdi ba because of the friction?

G: mas madulas nga eh kasi lubed yung condom.

Question number 20

Spit or Swallow?
A: Spit.

G: ikaw?

M: Bat ako nasama dito? i will not answer that question. haha!

Question number 21

Regular sex (is there any?), Rough Sex, BDSM/Role play?
A: Gusto ko try yung itali siya tas may yelo. you know what im saying. hahahaha!

Me: katakot ka! seryoso! hahahaha!

G: *censored*
M: *censored*
G:*censored*
M: *censored*

(Naiba usapan namin dito eh. hahaha!)

Question number 22

When was the last time you pleasured yourself?
A: uhm... earlier?
Me: okay. no comment uli. hahahaha!

Question number 23

Your most outrageous encounter?
A: Doing it on the living room, got already naked and a cousin arrives. Good thing was able to hide. Nyahahaha.

Me: I cant imagine. haha!

Question number 24

If 1 peso is to an inch, how much would be your wang?
A: Hehehe 6 Pesos.

Me: patingeeeeeen? Eric fructoso once did it sa Good times with Mo. hahaha!

G: hahahaha! Sama mo sa listahan yan.

Question number 25

Me: Last question na. I'll give 5 names of a PLU bloggers and 5 sexual acts. tell me who do you want to do it or who will you do it with and tell me the reason why.

Guest: Pinagpapawisan ako diyan sa tanong mo.

Me: hahahaha! here we go.

Me: PLU bloggers are: PILYO, MUGEN, MACALLISTER, MARK JOE (last innocent man) and TRAVIS. Sexual Acts are: ~~Blowjob~~, ~~Handjob, Rimjob~~ ka, papa-~~bottom~~ ka and ~~ifa-fuck~~ mo.

Me: teka! kinabahan ako bigla sa tanong ko baka may magalit. hahahaha!

Guset: sige lang go lang. teka.... parang kinabahan din ako. hahaha! Hirap naman ng tanong mo.

M: Haha! last question na yan oh.

G: Sige sige. hhhhmmmmm... Pilyo, ~~rimjob~~. si Mac ~~blowjob~~....

M: Why ~~blowjob~~ kay Mac?

G: Ewan ko. feeling ko magaling siya base sa blog niya.

M: Aaaahhh! ok fair enough. i'll accept that. okay next.

G: Hhhhmmmm.. si Mugen sa ~~handjob~~....

M: Oh bakti ~~handjob~~ lang kay Mugen?

G: Eh nahihiya ako sa kanya eh tsaka natatakot ako sa kanya feeling ko ang laki laki niyang mama eh.

M: Hahahahahah!

G: Next si Mark Joe bottom ako then si Travis bottom ko.