radio ruckus

i really can't help it

im soooooo addict na!

adik na ako sa mga programs sa radio kaya share ko lang ito sa inyo.

kahapon, pauwi ako galing sa office habang nasa bus at binabaybay ang ayala ave sinubukan kong makinig ng fm radio kasi sawang sawa na ako sa mga kanta sa ipod ko eh paulit ulit lang naman yung mga songs doon.

sinubukan kong makinig sa magic 89.9

it's dj mo, mojo jojo and grace-lee's show. i dont know the name of the program but what i guess is... it's good times with dj mo. i think it's from 7:00 - 10:00 am ata yun.

pagkalipat ko sa station, ang naabutan kong pinag uusapan nila is about lubricants. so na intriga naman akez. kaya pinakinggan ko siya.

sa sobrang controversial and interesting ng mga pinag-uusapan nila i found myself inundated to the show. nakauwi na ako sa bahay at lahat lahat still.... nakasaksak pa din ang earphones sa tenga ko laughing, agreeing and disagreeing to what they have to say.

ito yung some of the topics na napagusapan nila na medyo kakatuwa para sa akin.

1. ATM receipt

- one of the caller asked dj mo kung narinig niya yung topic ng boys *boys night out with dj tony toni, dj slick rick and dj sam y g* kagabi about sa ATM receipt na nakita nila with A balance of 4M

sabi ni dj mo "oh come on you guys! what's wrong with you! it's just a receipt cut the crap! i mean, its just an ATM recepit with a balance of 4 million..... and SO? it's not yours and it's not mine so the hell i care! i really dont understand why do these people seem to bother. its JUST A PLAIN RECEIPT! everybody's texting and tweeting me about it and i dont understand WHY?! if.. if.. if there's an ATM card and a password at the back of it THEN call me!"

he made a point di ba? receipt lang naman yun eh bakit pa pinagpipiyestahan? i think it is because its part of our culture. i mean pinoy pop culture na pinag aaksayahan natin yung mga ganung kwento.

harsh and dating ni dj mo pero totoo.

2. squirt

- A female caller asked dj mo what could be the reason why she cant have 3 or 5 times orgasm when doing with her partner while she can do it when playing with herself. pero hindi ito yuung interesting para sa akin. there was a point na... the caller confessed that she's watching a porn as in hard core porns *not during the call ha!* tapos sabi niya may napanuod daw siyang porn na yung girl nag powerful orgasm siya, i mean nag squirt yung fluid na lumabas sa kanya. fountain ang effect ni ate tarush lang davah? so nag asked si anteh if it's true.

sabi ni dj mo yes "it's true. that's biology... i havent seen it in person but it's true." and then they concluded the call. then another call came in. a male caller said a particular porn site and asked if he knows about it.

dj mo said "of course i do! what do you think of me?!" then the caller also metioned the "squirting" thing, then all of the dj said "we all do know about it!" dj grace lee said "it has been concluded anu ba! aren't you not listening?" then the caller hung up. dj mo continued "dont call and then tell us what we should know because we all know it. it's our job and we know more than what you know. are you stupid man?!
dont call us and say uy! pare, na try mo na ba tong.... its, its kinda stupid di ba? that's why were here coz' we know better than you do."

Again, harsh but true.

3. power bottom

- i dunno kung paano napunta dun yung usapan nila pero dj mo asked dj mojo jojo about gay stuffs like sex. dj grace lee was also curious kaya ayun napagtripan nilang tanungin ng tanungin si dj mojo jojo. for others who doesnt know, dj mojo jojo is gay and he'e not nahihiya to tell to other people na he's gay.

anyways, dj mo asked mojo jojo "is it much more easier to let it out? (pupu)"
dj mojo said "why? do you really want to try it out?" then tawanan. dj mo explained "nah! im just curious but not to the point that i want to try it. so.. is it much more easier?" mojo answered "no! not at all" tapos dj grace lee continued " eh paano niyo malalaman who's the guy and who's the girl, i mean sinong top or bottom?" tawa ng tawa si dj mojo jojo halatang kinakabahan sa mga questions nila knowing na may podcast and they're live on air. dj mo exclaimed "what?! all this time yun ang bumabagabag sayo? hahaha!" then tawanan uli "we just know it. alam mo yun, malalaman niyo na lang yun pag andun na kayo. but mostly kung sino yung mas manly siya yung top kung sino yung mas feminine siya yung bottom but it doesnt really matter. it doesnt stop there. again, malalaman niyo na lang yun pag andun na kayo."

kaloka lang! kahit ako tawa ng tawa sa mga pinag uusapan nila. i should say na dj mo is super intelligent, awesome and fun yet controversial at the same time. kaya lang naman siya nagiging controversial kasi nasasaktan tayo sa mga sinasabi niya but what we dont know is totoo ang lahat ng iyon kaya masakit.

- yung mga quotations is somewhat fabricated but it has the same thought.